Pre-Season Trash Talk

The draft is over.
Let the trash talk begin...

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Can someone post the draft results or the team rosters?

I second that

Sorry for the delay... Team lists are now up.

Where are the teams? I can only see last years...

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Who is posting the spreads for Week 1?

Maybe the Vegas odds are waiting as late as possible this year to post the odds in an effort to not make this board become Frank's personal shrink

Are teams going to have enough people to play this weekend (Sept. 3), considering it is a long weekend?

Orange (Nick) vs Black (Noah) -> Black(-3)
Gold (Jelani) vs Red (Miller) -> Gold(-5.5)
White (Spackman) vs Royal (Todd) -> White (-12)
Green (Colin) vs Purple (Chambers) -> (-10.5)

Dear diary.
I saw that vegas odds put us as under dogs in this matchup and someone said mean things about me. AND IT HURT MY FEELINGS. I'm really sad and can only think that it's unrealistic that we lose to black this week. I won't even catch the ball. I'll just let Giorgio run all over the field.
People are still too scared to put their names. Why is that?
Until next week,
Tank

Really intrigued by the Vegas' mystery odds for the Colin vs Chambers matchup.

Also, Vegas, Jelani won't be there week 1; how does that affect the odds for that matchup?

Our team is what? RED hot. Our team is what? RED hot. Our team is R-E-D H-O-T.

Just wishing everyone good luck, great to be back this Saturday!

@Tank - Cut your hair.

@Giorgio

You're team''s going down this weekend! You guys don't stand a chance!

I have reviewed the team lists, and am very concerned regarding parity in the league this year, and therefore overall competitiveness.
It is clear that Black team (QB'd by the young speedster Noah) is head and shoulders better than every other team. Perhaps even than any two teams put together.
I call on the league to form a board of inquiry to review it's processes to determine how it is possible that one team could end up so much better than any other. Perhaps the inquiry findings will lead to change in the processes which can safeguard a more equitable distribution of talent next year.
Looking forward to the season fellas.

Nobody is better than Spack

Upon review, the WMFL has brought to question, how could Klassen and Snyder have dropped to their respective picks in the draft?. It should be noted that these are two elite players are in the prime of their career and as young as they have ever been. It should also be taken into account that Snyder has been mentioned in the Al Jazeera report for use of HGH and is currently under investigation by the WMFL. We expect full cooperation.

Pretty sure it's been a decade since Spack was relevant in this league. Colin and Noah have owned the last ten years.

Raf and Miller have filled the gaps

Apologies for omitting the team:

Green (Colin) vs Purple (Chambers) -> Green(-10.5)

Snyder I was wondering if you have fully recovered from the ass injury you sustained in pickup last Saturday. I am sure with the help of your RIGHT HAND man Klassen you should be in top form.

Colin has owned it because he gets the best player in the league first round every year he gets the rest of his family in the rounds he wants them when every other block has to take them in order like the clarkins and he had cheech all those times when he said at the draft he wouldn't play for anyone else so he fell to Colin. Good qb sure but most other qbs in this league would do the same with those situations.

Noah and Spack never block and play with different players every year.

Spack is washed up

Noah is the GOAT

Noahbody is better than Spack

I'm the best qb. Nobody isn't better than me

Green looks like the best team. Green is my favorite colour. I play on the Green Team. Green!

I have a couple of things to say, in response to above:
1. Tank raises valid questions regarding the draft, I also trust that these issues will be reviewed as part of the mandate applied to the board of inquiry. The observations regarding my use of HGH, while valid, are unwarranted. Unlike more typical players, I have adapted from an evolutionary standpoint and am now regularly producing HGH naturally. It is one of the many burdens I carry.
2. For clarity - Nick is responsible for my ass injury, and despite Craig's strong (yet gentle) right hand I will be unable to perform this week. My medical team advises that my return to the league and dominance will need to be somewhat delayed. Nick, look at this as a gift that keeps on giving - you now have a chance.
3. I have examined the Black team this year, as stated above and in relation to all other teams. I feel easily comfortable issuing a proclamation to the league. A Tumination Proclamation. Given the strength and uncanny youth of this team, it is clear to me that all other teams will be Tuminated this season. One by one. Stand by stand. Drive by drive. This is a proclamation for the WMFL nation and will apply to every situation into perpetuation. Black will win every game.

My top and bottom teams for this year

Bottom 2

8 Black
7 Black

Middle 3

6 Black
5 Orange
4 Black

Top 3

3 Orange
2 Black
1 Blange

Everyone else is on vacation.

I'd like to thank the commissioner for allowing me to completely influence the league towards a pro HGH Snyder.

Orange (Nick) vs Black (Noah)

Nick?Tank?the Kid? Whoever picked this team did a good job I see this team doing well this year the teams only weakness is the QB maybe they can win on D.

Noah seems to have a decent team this year a team he is familiar with. Will (let's call this team Team Experience)Win many games as Matt Proclaims?

Nope Nick by over 10 points Noah throughs 2 pick 6


Gold (Jelani) vs Red (Miller)

Miller and Tim again Going for a repeat of 2011 He picked a solid good team and will do very well this year.

Jelani Pic a good team this year and has adjusted well to this league Welcome back! Can he take on Miller and his arm, knee, back, leg, neck, arthritis, cataracts, osteoporosis,etc. Most likely. but not this long weekend

Miller will have his day Red by 7

White(Spackman) vs Royal (Todd)

Spack always drafts well! a very interesting pick with the Clarkins . not a tall team. But a fast one and as expected will be one of the top contenders

Todd also still new to the league Drafted OK Team not strong enough to make it big and Spack will show him on this 1st game

Spack by way too much

Green (Colin) vs Purple (Chambers)

Unlike Spack Chambers always tends to pick a kinda different team a special team good luck this year purple you are going to need it.

Colin team is the top team this year regardless of missing TJ Hadden on some games no other team will come close

Green by more than any human can count.

Top 3
Colin team Green



Spack
Miller

Mid 3
Nick
Jelani
noah

bottom 2
Todd
Chambers

anyone disagree?

I resemble that remark thx T Hill

No refs on the schedule... this covered>

There will be 2 paid refs, no player refs required.

TOO MANY CLARKINS!! has had its day. Long may we hear, TOO MANY HADDENS!

Or Haddenses? Haddenai? Whatever, shut up ... see you in the end zone.

Where is all the post game trash talk and discussion?

What's the gossip week 1?

2 blow outs and 2 tight games? What happened in each?