Week 7 Trash Talk

Let the trash talk begin...

Who was flying the drone on Saturday? Where is the footage being posted? Does the camera really add 10 pounds like they say?

I’m calling it now, coal grey is going to shit the bed in playoffs. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

The only ones shitting the bed are going to be the Clarkin's Friday night accidentally releasing their bowels because of alcohol poisoning.

Speaking of releasing bowels let's peek into how the story ends for Judas by referencing Acts 1 18:19 in the Great Holy Bible.

"With the payment he received for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out. Everyone in Jerusalem heard about this, so they called that field in their language Akeldama, that is, Field of Blood.”

ON SATURDAY WE WILL REFER TO HENRY STREET NORTH AS AKELDAMA.

Why has the playoff schedule changed? Why are the 1 seed teams playing a 9 am game? They should be playing all 3 games at 1030.

Quick Picks. Already did every team comparison:

Jack Red vs Matt Baby Blue

Baby Blue won the first matchup week one. I think red has gotten better since then. Blue is certainly scary. Ill take Red in the upset.

Spack White vs Ricardo Black

These teams also played week one to a tie. White will come out blazing here and have been rolling lately in their last two weeks. White rolls.

Joe Coal vs Kyle Blue

Coal blew out blue (homophones are fun) in week 3. I worry about this game being later in the day and the greasers think they can go out partying the night before and dont take this seriously. Coal is such a strong team. Coal wins but its closer.

Jelani Purple vs Noah Green

Noah rolled over purp in week 4. I think this should go the same way. Purples Points for are a joke. Avg less than 20 points a game? I know its playoff jelani and all that but yikes. Night and day? Perhaps. But not this game. Noah rolls.

Pools who advance
Coal and Red in a shocker. Although I would love to see royal blue advance instead of Coal

White and Green (Expected) Also the teams I want to advance.

Semis
White rolls red
Green Smacks around Jesus

Finals
Green vs White!! EPIC



Good luck this weekend!! STAY HEALTHY!

I’d much rather see purple go through than Green and White. Both pretty boring teams full of whiners in my opinion

calling white boring is pretty wild when its taking 2-3 defenders just to cover some of our players lol

@schedule

Pontius (Spack) and his Roman Soldier (Jack) probably requested to play the 9am game so that they would be available to ref our game at 1045 to drive some more nails through the hands and feet of Jesus.

The schedule does not matter to Spack. He has the three demigods Giorgio Jack and Terrell to run rampant on the rest of the mortal WMFL. All the disciples can do is just pray and hope that they can stay even close

Those demigods will be humbled Saturday when they take the field against uncle Ricky and the mighty black. The sideline smoke breaks upwind from team white is going to throw them off

Uncle Ricky stolah his Moustache from mya brotha.

The only mortal Spartacus(SPACK) to the rest of the mortals. He will be weilding the football like a possessed being. He remembers letting black even being in the game. He will not repeat this shamefully performance but he will annihilate his opponents this time around. It has been spoken so it will be written.

Whoever said green & white is full whiners your drunk sit back & watch the show each week of these playoffs & have another cheers🍻

Well if there were any doubters today, white proved them wrong convincingly beating black
The rest of the teams looked mediocre at best. The crazy rhi g is Spack did not w en have one of his better games. The rest of teams should be terrified.

Mix in a water baller

If there was any doubters before, there is many more doubters now after seeing Team White struggling against team black without their qb.

Dude do u know what it’s like having to play Alex pinto….AND BEAT HIM. That’s no easy feat. He is borderline unstoppable!

Word to the guy who filled in for black at QB though. He balled out