2026 Preseason Trash Talk

Let the trash talk begin...

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The new site looks good, but if it was updated by AI, how has Fake FrAInk not already defecated all over the board with statements about his impending win this season?

Asking for a friend.

Is it too soon to ask who the QBs are this year?

Jelani, Noah, Spack, Kyle, Matt, Jack, Mike, Joe.

Possibly Frank?
Not sure who else if there are 10 teams.

Scoop and Shaw likely not returning after knee injuries.

Frank posted that for sure

Nope. But I have talked about throwing a lot

Are there any rule changes this year?

Any word on a date for the draft yet?

I'm hearing there's a new Stoop in town. A faster, more athletic and better hands version of jacob. I wonder if he'll get cooked on double moves as often as his bro though. We'll see....

Hello WMFL Ballers.. Buzz here .. I registered and paid and keeping my football fingers crossed that there may be a QB spot available for me to come aboard and understand that the registrations need to increase for me to have a shot.. Yours in Football Buzz.

DRAFT NIGHT — WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 26TH
Tap & Tankard — Brock St., Whitby
7:00 PM

This is where the season starts! Teams will be selected, rosters will take shape, and we’ll find out who you’ll be battling alongside — and against — this season.

OFFICIAL 2026 SEASON START
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12TH
Henry St. High School

How many teams this year?

10 teams likely

What are the latest rumours, who's going first overall this year? My guess is Bryce Crawford kid is an absolute wagon wheel

Every QB is getting locked down, it’s a no fly zone over here?

Dave Spackman gonna be playing strong side safety by week 3. 9 guys and for some reason every year half of his team is on IR without an injury designation, they must not like getting yelled at at 9am on a Saturday. Soft.

What happened at the draft?
What's with all the new guys?
Why are teams incomplete?

#teamspack

Here are some quick odds:

1st place:
Matt -270
Kyle +110
Joe +220

10th place:
Spack.

Scoring Champ:
Stoop -190
Joe Rocca +160
Nick Clarkin +250
Khosya +410
Jack +500

Pick leader:
Derek Gomes -130
Ryan Hubenig +140
Stoop +265
Joe (rocca or james) +370
Tony Tsiangos +650

Rookie of the year candidates:
Keon Case
Mark Stoop
Ali Jabbari
Connor Tamblyn

Feel free to comment and give your take on how you think the season will shake out.

Prove it.

Whoever Vegas is a spack hater and a absolute comedian can’t wait lool.

Last year Vegas predicted Kyle to win the title. But y’all thought he was off his rocker.

I also predicted Matt to finish second last and spack to finish third lol.

Won’t make the same mistake again. Matt is the favourite. Spacks predicted 10th. I can be wrong. Prove it.

Where’s the schedule???

why's every team cheeks this year....

Why’s there still no schedule?

The best team hardly ever turns out to be the best draft but so far who has the best looking squad? Who may struggle? Who may surprise?

It looks like Mike and Noah’s teams have a lot of firepower but I’m not convinced they will mesh well on the defensive end of the ball. I think team Frank will surprise people, especially having the boost of having Frank on D. I’m calling Kyle going back to back this year with the Clarkin duo outmatching any other connection in the league. I can see most of the teams being similarly average and there not being any clear favourites by the Tim playoffs role around.

Someone has to say it but Mike's and Noah's teams are ass....
Kyle is gonna win it all. After last year's win without his 2nd rounder he's the modern WMFL goat. If the Clarkin's lay off the suds and gator tails it's a lock

Week 1 coming up this weekend. There are so many new players, this week will be an exciting watch from The Hill. Let’s break down each matchup with some head-to-head comparisons and predict this week’s winners.

Giorgio v Noah 9am North
QBs: Giorgio < Noah. Jack > Khosya. Ali < Murg. Terrell > Peter. Jason = Mike. Carson > Everton. Aaron < Neeraj. Paul & Jay = Will & Jomo. Henrique & Nick < Craig & Riley.
This matchup has the makings to be a blow out. Giorgio took a stab early on a new player to the league whereas Noah has numerous vets lining his roster. Giorgio will look to a past championship teammate in Jack to build a report and start the season strong. Noah needs no words. He will score with anyone on his roster. Both teams match up fairly well however this game will come down to if Giorgio can move the ball down the field. He will lean heavily on a stacked defense. Advantage Noah.

Joe v Mike 9am South
QBs: Joe < Mike. Joe R > Patrick. Tyler > Keon. Aiden < Alex. Connor > Travis. Marcus < Anthony. Blake < Drew. Geoff & Hudson > Ryan & Gage. Mishal & Jack < Jordan & Nigel.
The Joe to Joe connection is returning for another year of electrifying plays. The familiarity that Joe squared have with each other will be a problem for most teams. Mike is another whom took a stab early, hoping that a steal would come near the top of the draft. This could be a make-or-break pick for the team. Mike’s team is deeper but the top end talent of Joe’s will be hard to match. This will be a high scoring game and I see neither defense having much success. Advantage Joe.

Frank v Kyle 1045am North
QBs: Frank < Kyle. Tyler < Nick. Domenic = John K. Quentin > John B. Harrison < T.O. Eric = James. Derek = Steven. Jonah & Marquell > Brandon & Glenn. Mishael & Chris = Chase & Shaka.
Through and through, both these teams are deep, and experienced. Age is on the side of Team Frank, still, youth and athleticism do not always translate into winning. Frank is paired with TFONT teammates which could be a huge boost to his confidence. Kyle could not be paired with a better teammate in Nick. The Brady-Moss connection could overwhelm and dismantle any team. If Frank can build on last year, he has a shot. But I don’t see that being enough this week. Advantage Kyle.

Jelani v Spackman 1045am South
QBs: Jelani = Spac=kman. Chris = Forde. Ryan = Tristan. Dylan < Krishan. Jeremy < Tony. Michael-Andres = Ryan. Patrick < TJ. Tim & Desmond > Ethan and Mike. Wes & Santino > Zach & Miguel.
These two titans clash once again. Countless finals matchups. Great games have been played. Both Jelani and Spack have played with their top picks across multiple leagues, so their chemistry will be built. Jelani has a lot of top end talent but Spack has built a deep team. Both teams have multiple familiar faces however TJ is a steal in the 6th round and I expect that will be the difference in this game. Advantage Jelani.

Matt v Jack 1230pm South
QBs: Matt > Jack. Stoop > Derek. Mark < Mario. Peyton = Liam. Michael = Yassir. Matthew > Thushanth. Daniel < Snyder. Carmen & Junius < Heinz & Jai. Dave & Steven < Big Pete & Matt.
Matt is looking to bounce back strong after a disappointing finals and he will come out firing. His lofty passes allow a towering Stoop to go up for every pass nearly uncontested and will be difficult to defend. Jack has last years scoring champ and Rookie of the Year, Derek, who in his own right is a tough cover. Both QBs are known for having prolific offenses and this game will show that. If the depth of Jack’s team comes ready, I believe an upset is in the making. The deciding factor will be quarterback play. Advantage Matt.

Good Luck to everyone this weekend. Play safe, play hard and most importantly have fun!

Someone left a red pair of cutter gloves.

Check your football bag, I'll bring them next week, if not claimed, they'll be in the ref bag.

Someone left a large, 2009 white WMFL jersey.

Check your football bag, I'll bring them next week, if not claimed, they'll be in the ref bag.